To the Birds

When we tried to have a picnic by the beach, I didn't realize that
we'd be attacked by dozens of seagulls and pigeons. I tried to fight
them off. They stole all of Hunter's chicken strips and fries (the
cannibals). And one took off with Patricia's Subway sandwich and then
dropped it. I picked up it up and put it back in the cooler. Patricia
didn't realize and ended up eating it.