Sunday, August 16, 2009
Rattler
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David
Sunday, May 31, 2009
natural history of the senses
My review
rating: 5 of 5 stars
this book is "gushing" with descriptive words and phrases, purely designed to fill the senses.
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Ramachandran's brief tour of human consciousness
My review
rating: 5 of 5 stars
summary: freud was wrong, we're just all jelly heads.
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after Chaos my mind is now mush
My review
rating: 3 of 5 stars
my mind is now mush
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How to read literature like a professor
My review
rating: 4 of 5 stars
Why did I spend countless hours and $$ for a degree in English when I could have just read this book?
David
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Saturday, May 02, 2009
Starbucks with my 11-year-old daughter
she ordered a vanilla creme frap and i ordered a tall espresso somethin-er-other.
we sat down to enjoy. i found this to be a perfect opportunity to philosophize freely about everything that didn't matter one single bit to her.
dad: "what's your purpose in life?"
daughter: "i don't know. i'm only 11."
dad: "well, you can't just go through life every day wondering what's going to be on the next hannah montana, can you?"
daughter: "i don't, dad."
dad: "so what's your future? what will you fight for? you've got lots of choices. end poverty. end child abuse. end hunger. human rights. women's rights. the environment. help find a cure for cancer. what will you do? a daughter of mine needs to do something, not do nothing. what do you wish for the world? what do you think the world needs?
daughter: "i think starbucks needs smaller cup sizes. how much caffeine is in your tall?"
dad: "too much."
Monday, April 20, 2009
Do vampires exist?
Dad: No, they couldn't.
Son: Yes, they could because mosquitos suck blood. There's no reason
why vampires couldn't have evolved to suck blood and... [long
explanation about how vampires might have evolved alongside humans].
Dad: OK, but the real questions is, "Do vampires produce sperm?
Son: What? I don't know.
Dad: I mean, "How do vampires reproduce?"
Son: By biting people's necks.
Dad: That seems pretty effective to me. Don't you think evolution
would have concentrated on that and pretty much done away with sperm?
Son: Dad!
David: I'm just saying that if vampires did exist, they wouldn't be
going around making out with high-school girls because they wouldn't
have the balls.
Son: You're embarrassing me.
Dad: Sorry.
Thursday, April 09, 2009
what i learned at origins
planet in an expanding, flat universe.
i might of never happened had carbon molecules not come in closely
to each other and reacted to form a replicatable existence that
eventually produced all life.
also had life not eventually produced the primate, and had that
primate not had gone through trial after trial, almost foing extinct,
then i might not be able to think about all this now.
there was a certain dark theme at origins, which may or may not have
had to with the existence of actual dark matter or the string that may
hold all of this together.
a sense of mischief throughout the event could be felt, because there
was work being done there that, while grounded in science, would send
a strong message to the world: science is back.
it was really never gone. research has continued into the origin of
humans and the universe. but its significance has laid dormant
awaiting a revolutionary resurgence.
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Wednesday, April 08, 2009
Couldn't believe my luck
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